From the Office of The Grand Poobah
President Bush called his advisors in this morning and asked them what could he do to help prevent any public relations snafus in the future.
The advisors were stumped but suggested they needed to find someone who was an expert in making a bad situation worse. At that moment, they all realized who they needed. The President, realizing that tough situations needed tough solutions, demanded of his men.
"Call in the Grand Poobah!"
The Grand Poobah, who was currently filming this seasons episodes of The Real World: Grand Bay, answered the call immediately.
"I will be right there!"
We will give you more infomation on the meeting between the President and Poobah as it becomes available.