From the Office of the Grand Poobah

A new contributor debuts tonight on the Earth's Mightiest. The Grand Poobah hails from an unknown section of south Alabama. He tirelessly searches the Internet for the offbeat, the strange, and the weird. Much like himself.

Tonight, the Grand Poobah sends us promotional images from the new Dukes of Hazzard sequel. The producers could not get any of the former stars to agree to return, however, two new names will step into the General Lee.

Say Hello to Chuck Norris and Frank Stallone.

Don't laugh too hard. This could happen.